my love's a biped plantigrade
she locomotes with feet
she lives in the quaternary
and sometimes goes on heat
she's bald between the mammaries
and barbate twix the thighs
she's shaved beneath each axilla
and plucked between the eyes
my love's a biped plantigrade
he locomotes with feet
he lives in the quaternary
and likes to gnaw on meat
his tits are still primordial
he's not unduely wise
for all his worldly interests
are hung between his thighs
