they twist some tails and jump the queues
they slash the sails and bribe the crews
they break the code and plant the clues
they fake the load of moonshine booze
we handicap so not to lose
we dish the crap and lie and ruse
we tally some and scale misuse
we blind eye plumbing line abuse
you might just sum in ones or twos
you beat a drum to fakened news
you bend the poll of canvassed views
you loop a hole thru don'ts and dos
I only rate the ones I choose
I understate the facts with skews
I often score the false as trues
I bias bore the spin with screws