quack quack quack quack
see my ducky bill
quack quack quack quack
feathers for a quill
quack quack quack quack
check my paddling feet
quack quack quack quack
swimming is a treat
quack quack quack quack
i do ducky talk
quack quack quack quack
watch my waddling walk
for i look like a duck
and i swim like a duck
and like a duck i quack
i can sit in a row
and your shots will just flow
like water off my back
quack quack quack quack
the mantis looked just like a leaf
one couldn't see its eyes
the stalky-twig and greenish shape
was just a pack of lies
the CEO claimed lots of things
director ducks would laud
but webless toes revealed the fact
the barsted was a fraud
the decoy didn't make a sound
it floated on the lake
it had no feet that one could see
it was a bloody fake
quack quack quack quack
see my ducky bill
quack quack quack quack
feathers for a quill
quack quack quack quack
check my paddling feet
quack quack quack quack
swimming is a treat
quack quack quack quack
i do ducky talk
quack quack quack quack
watch my waddling walk
for i look like a duck
and i swim like a duck
and like a duck i quack
i can sit in a row
and your shots will just flow
like water off my back
quack quack quack quack
for i look like a duck
and i swim like a duck
and like a duck i quack
so i am probably a duck......not.....