{Argiope appensa}
SLAM BAM thank you ma'am
the little spider said
his mate was ten times bigger and
a morsel under fed
he left his latest business card
and made another date
but while he wiped his wets bit dry
she had him on a plate

{Passer domesticus}
SLAM BAM thank you ma'am
the little sparrow said
his mate was still a virgin and
a little under-wed
he dropped is male paternal guard
and stayed out rather late
she saw no point in being shy
and took another mate

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